Honest conflict: Input devices walk into two bars....

1: I'm honest. First and foremost, you always get honesty from me. You can accuse me of many things, but I'm always 100% honest. Of all the righteous virtues that make up the me that you should know as me, I value honesty above them all. I want you to understand and respect this.
2: I'm looking for some fun and friendship.
1: Are you being honest about that?
2: Of course. I take honesty for granted.
1: I question your motives because you don't seek what I seek: proof of my strengths and virtues.
2: I wish you wouldn't question my motives. That's not fun or warm.
1: But I'm being honest. Honest is good.
2: That's odd. Perhaps I should write a joke about this.
1: Jokes aren't honest. And I don't like you questioning my honesty.
2: But jokes are fun.
1: You're a troll. Trolls are dishonest and bad.
2: No. I am being honest too. Maybe not as honest as you, because no one could could come close to your standards of honesty. But I'm honestly seeking friendship and fun.
1: There you go again, questioning my honesty. If you don't stop that, I promise that you will be sorry. I don't make threats, only promises. And I always keep promises, because that's the kind of honest person that I am.
2: If I don't stop what?
1: You are questioning me again!!! That's it! I must now tell the truth about you to your friends.
Dear Friends of 2,
Your so-called friend is a troll, a liar and general vermin not worthy of the slightest courtesy.
Sincerely,
The Honest 1
2: I don't like that.
1: I'm just being honest about my feelings. Remember, I'm always honest and honest is good.
2: But I don't like the trash talk.
1: YOU STARTED IT! And don't lie about it. You know you did.
2: Bye.
1: HA! I knew you were a liar AND a coward to boot!
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Two other input devices walk into a different bar:
A: I'm looking for some fun and friendship.
B: That's fine, but I'm mostly interested in talking about my favorite band. And being honest,of course.
A: Your favorite band sucks.
B: My band matters a great deal to me.
A: That's cute. They still suck.
B: You should be dead.
A: I don't like that.
B: You don't like what?
A: Your wishing me dead.
B: I'm just honestly expressing myself. What could be wrong with that?
A: It seems hateful to me. I don't like hate. Hate does not equal fun or friendship.
B: Not hateful. Just an honest expression of my anger.
A: Bye.
B. You are a psychopath.